StopStart!
I'm reading this thread at 0100hrs and have just chortled heavily at your talented contribution.
You've got me convinced you're genuine, anyway!
Tell us more when you have time. WH's piece needed puncturing- it was faintly reminiscent of the F16 carrier pilot story in style.
You have my heartfelt sympathy having to be out there while the cause -our uliginous politicians squeak their shameless soundbites. It's heartwarming that you and your colleagues can still be so phlegmatic -and humourous- in such circumstances. Good on yer!