As a still relatively junior JO, I have not had the pleasure of witnessing some good old-fashioned 'Officer High Jinks', like the ones my Cousin (Bucc Nav of the finest order) told me about and like the ones that convinced me to join HM's flying club. Has anyone got any 'advice' on tricks (dirty or otherwise) that can be played, or how to construct a decent mess cannon. I'm currently at a rather quite little base with a fair few green and dark blue suited types and feel that the next dining in needs to be livened up a bit (especially as it is being led by the pongos)
Please help
