I heard that after the Air europe 757 accident at FNC the steward was reported to have said...
"I have had a few things up my @rse in my time but never the nose leg of a 757"
Regards, Bull
Bother!" said Pooh "Eyeore, ready two photon torpedoes and lock phasers on
the Heffalump, Piglet, meet me in transporter room three, Christopher
Robin, you have the bridge"