Worked for a certain Supplemental airline at OAK/KOAK many years ago. One day had a certain pratt of a Capt. who had a major ego problem(?!?!?). I was the duty dispatcher/controller:
CAPT - Dispatch, what's the status of the . . . . ?
DISP - (Capt advised of status)
CAPT - Can you get me someone who speaks English!
DISP - I am ENGLISH A.
H..!
Things went quite quiet after that, especially as his wife was riding jump-seat (against VP Flt.Ops rules)!
Oh, by the way, I'm English! !
