Flap40
Dunno about the press coverage of gliding on your side of the Channel, but seen from this side, I'd say I've seen worst. The journalist probably never came close to a glider and just assumed that parachute and ejector seats come bundled.
Mid-airs are indeed one of the major risks of gliding (in flatlands). So keep all your eyes out, folks.
Condolences to family and friends.