AWBIW
Love the comment re the pay bands.
It must have something to do with the mentality!
Like my first trip across the pond.
Being the good mover that I was purported to be, once out of the climb, I dutifully removed my flying boots, got my green maggot out, and stretched out on the seats by the Para-door for a well earned kip. I mean, I had been awake for nearly 2 hours by this stage.
Some time later in the flight, I was shaken awake by the Loadie, and told that my hot meal was ready up the front.
B@stard had super glued the zip on my maggot.
After I finally extricated myself, I found that the one and same B@stard had super glued my boots to the floor.
Different pay bands my @rse.