Seriously
My Sky Atis 26, DHV 1/2 rated Paraglider.
Folds up into a bag & carries away at just under 6kg
Goes in the boot of my car easily.
Is quite pitch unstable & therefore very agile in flight
Costs 35 quid a year to service & has just two moving parts
Is capable of 38kmh accelerated in still air
Is capable of climbing to whatever cloudbase is on any given day
& flying hundreds of km's in a single flight (Range proportional to bladder control of pilot).
Fully functioning aircraft for less than £2k
V. good camaraderie with other like minded fools.
Has a tendency to shrink one's balls in any decent turbulence
Is a cloth wing & therefore is prone to folding up, without any gentlemanly warning
Lacks any form of in flight catering or entertainment
Wears out in about three years & has to be replaced
Currently offers about 8:1 glide thus generating much hilarity on the part of Hang glider & sail plane pilots & frequently causing rapid & thorough flight plan rethinks & creation of temporary air strips, occasionally coupled with furtive scuttle off's prior to enraged farmer noticing & falsely claiming that ewes aborted as a direct result of one's temporary prescence.