"Do what I did and get out while you still can. I'm now a doorman in a pub/nightclub and getting more job satisfaction"
Oh yeah great one ... why don't we all follow in your footsteps.
Can see why you'd take a job like that, seeing as your a dumb, no-necked, fat bastard you'd fit right in.
I've a good mind to pitch up and smash your silly face in ... mind you there would'nt actually be much point seeing as you already fell from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down ... if I had a face like yours I'd teach my arse how to smile.