Squadrom minibuses
are suitable modes of transport for drag racing with fellow squadrons along the station runway in the wee small hours.
Do remember squadron minibuses do not have the cornering abilities of a GT3 or Lotus Elise and may therefore be prone to 'interesting' off-road excursions before the return leg.
The railway line passing Woodvale is electrified and is not a suitable venue for inter-squadron naughtiness.
Schoolgirls are not considered a passable alternative for student nurses during weekend pissups at summer camp.
If you really must invite said schoolgirls, do
not allow yourself to be caught shagging on the floor of the shower block, especially when a camcorder is being wielded.
Breaking down doors in the mess to gain access to the dullest guy in the squadron for some ritual humiliation is not advisable when said guy is barricaded in his room with his dinghy knife drawn.
Oh happy days!!!
