I'm sorry, maybe I missed something, but What to do? does not explain at any point what he hopes to be 'picked up quickly' for?
We must assume, as you are on the Wannabes forum for budding pilots, that you'd like to fly, but how? What? In what capacity? Are you looking for sponsorship, or are you speculating about your chances of employment post-training?
Without more information from you about your ambitions and your expectations, it's very difficult to comment on your original post - except to say it's remarkably uninformative yet somewhat boastful!
Scroggs