1) For those 2nd year studes recruiting during freshers week.
Spend the day pursuading incredibly beautiful girls to apply and send them in for their prelim interview fully prepared with a 5 min condensed OASC type brief, including "What the R.A.F letters stands for" and "No, it is not like FreshAir on SkyOne". The old A1 CFI's absolutely love completely wasting their whole day interviewing dim girls with small bums. The young B2 QFI's love trying to get mobile numbers and dates.
2)When turning finals back at Boscombe Down after the solo "Do a PFL into my mates Dad's garden 2" sortie, remember to make full use of of the MATZ by being blown right through the runway centreline and making the VAAC Harrier on finals to the parallel runway do some weird bizarre escape manouvre.
3)When in the Bar later at night be sure to tell all those funny foreign guys how good you were to get a first time pass in your Spin/Aeros check and how much better the Grob is than those ****ty slow Cessna 152s, and that you're now well up to speed on the machine. After all, they're just students too!