fao EMUAS studes who frequent deadloss OM.
Always ensure that when you drive from uni on a friday afternoon wearing civvies you then get changed into growbags in the middle of the heads instead of hiding yourself in a cubicle. This way, when a load of Navy/Army studes walk in on you you look like a complete p***k and give the aforementioned pongos/matelots something to talk about during happy hour.
Later on in the bar, ensure you talk about 10-15 decibels louder than everyone else and swop your dolly mixture rank slides around to make novelty shapes and colours and hogg the pool table before spilling beer on it then comparing body piercings.
Congratulations for winning the Battle of Britain by the way, I would never have been able to get my head around those longgermanwords
