That'd be too quick! Maybe just some kerosene? Toast the ba$tard slowly so that he can suffer longer....painfully.
Tried PPRuNe Pilot Mail again tonight - another intrusive 'do you want to download and install' advertising pop-up soon appeared. "NO I BŁOODY DON'T - NOW JUST F*CK OFF" was the option I was looking for. Didn't click anything, just pressed the off switch.....