Try not to be completely astounded when you learn that "yes" everyone has shagged the squadron bike....
Steal everything which isn’t nailed down when visiting other stations in an attempt to win admiration from your fellow RAF bobs...
When on your first sortie with the boss look stunned and petrified using the term " we have to fly these civi death traps solo!" when asked how much one is looking forward to ones first solo sortie....
Inform other UAS studes that your call sign is infact Maverick but the paper work is still in the post....
When under instruction from the CFI comment on his/her poor judgement of a flappless approach with comments like "thank fcuk you never made fast jets sir" and "Jesus did CFS lose the paper work on you.... one slipped through the net again".... and "if you could fly like you talk you'd be a fcuk good pilot"
Whilst under the influence of Alco Pops inform the new sq students that mess bar staff are "not real people" and to be treated accordingly. Saying that if they get out of line the official Black Adder approach requires a firm back hand to the offenders face and the shouting of the following line :- "no darling no!"