Well, had to apply toga after Vr cause nose did not want to come up, smashed through the lights at end of runway and drove the wheels through the grass for upto 150m. Struggled out across the trees with gear/flap damage. Came back, lost the brakes after touchdown and had to use alt brake system to try and stop the bas#ard. Pulled up 100m short of the end.
Lets see all the deck chairs being pushed around this time. Your boat is rapidly sinking EMIRATES. !!!!