'Sweating handsome pilot swerved giant red deathjet out of the way at the last minute, avoiding another almost deathjet filled with terrified children, missing it by just 1500 feet as the children screamed (for their kiddy packs), whilst the horrified stewardesses removed their lifejackets (after the safety demo). A safe landing was later achieved (but it could have been another disaster if they crashed). Reports filled in and Pprune notified.'