Jeez hang on a minute while I step over those huge drag marks on the floor from all your hairy knuckles. Okay I can see you are all tongue in cheek about the whole sexist thing, but guys!
I would be questioning the whole air marshall idea, I mean what a stroke of genius. We have a few hijackings, what will we do? We'll give someone a gun on board. Dunno, I'd say thats a knee jerk reaction but thats just my humble opinion.
Anyway poor little trixie was probably having that time of the month and didn't want to get her tampon applicator confused with her pistol. Oops I think my knuckles just scraped the gravel.