Headbutt
Fimbles is right, one of the reasons a lot of us wont join the union is because it has loudmouth w***ers like you in its ranks.
If the union started to provide a decent service and gave value for money we might consider it. Leave the recriutment to the big boys, they stand a chance of converting us, you are simply reinforcing my reasons not to rejoin.
Happy Days in my tangerine dreamworld!