I insist on being addressed as Captain, Sir. Until one is stood at ease, then they can have the honor of calling me Captain.
I also require cabin crew carry my baggage, as the lower ranks of flight deck normally refuse this privledge.
P. S. Why cant I find anyone to socialise with me in the evening? Overheard whispers from cabin crew that certain Captains are ar*******. Obviously I am not one of them.
