I will have you know Ports Keats is set to become the next 5 star tourist mecca - it will rival Miami Beach! Port Keats will be Australia's Jewel in the Crown. Lush mangroves have the warm water of the Joseph Bonaparte Gulf lap against them with friendly playful Crocodiles splashing about. The ever so delicate 'indigenous' aroma mixes with the pungent yet pleasing essence of ripe camp dog dung (or even ripe camp dog - a local delicacy). The city itself has some of the most unique architecture in Australia - Gaudi himself would be astonished. View the hallowed ground of the local Constabulary - ringed with magnificent twirls of barbed wire. Local natives gaily decorate the streets and sidewalks with bright colourful wrappers and metal cans. Displays of the traditional sport of 'Rock throwing' can be seen at almost any time- they will even allow you to participate by making your quaint accomodation the target of their endeavour! Popular music takes on a whole new feel when heard at 150 dB. As a tourist who has not broken into the city's best known five star dinning establishment (Take Away) you will receive a generous discount off the 'community price'.
As they say locally 'eh u whyt kun - wad u pukin wan?'
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