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Old 6th April 2004 | 12:01
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Paterbrat

I am a figment of my own imagination
 
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From: Jeddah, Saudi Arabia
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The time seems to have appeared, my place in the sun has been built. It lacks a few refinements such as swimming pool, however sandy beach at the bottom of the garden does give me access to the ocean. The problems with Africa do however include rapicious locals who can be a trifle rough, so next on the list is the security and alarm system, the night vision gogles and the silenced AK, just kidding, actualy considering a South American blowpipe in conjunction with a suitable paralyzing agent. A sort of Charles Bronsen meets Game Catcher if you will. I am also patenting an alarm system which teams a movement detector up with a speaker system and recording of a hungry black maned lion signaling the start of the evening hunt. This has the bonus of ensuring a well fertilised garden when activated. Portable generator, semipermeable membrane osmotic water separation plant and solar heating are all being considered along with satalite TV and phone for trouble free communication. Local services in all fields being somewhat sketchy.
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