And, dare I say it, the transport links from Hahn to real Frankfurt are pretty ropey as well........ What's wrong with 'Mosel International', incidentally, instead of Frankfurt (Hahn) which is a contradiction in terms.
I've only travelled RyanAir once, and found:
Ts and Cs were abundantly clear and quite fair.
The gates at STN are rather a long way from check-in.
Non-allocated seats aren't really a problem if you're travelling on your own.
Seats were as comfortable as any other economy class seats.
I couldn't understand a word of the captain's PAs - I've no idea what language it was supposed to be in.
Taxiing speeds were no faster than Lufthansa - and much more sedate than Eurowings!
In-flight sales spiel was very intrusive.
I can actually manage not to need feeding or watering on a 90 minute flight if I have lunch at the airport.
You get what it says on the tin and no more. Hardly a reason to complain. But the naming of some airports is somewhat economical with the truth. I was lucky - my destination was only 7km from the airport and someone was waiting to pick me up!