You are a VC10 captain on a trail coming back from, ooh I don't know, let's say Australia. During the take-off brief, which is done on headset, the female loadie and stewardess are gossiping next to the forward galley. They are wittering so loudly that you can here them over the intercomm. Do you?
a. Turn up the intercomm to drown out the cackling from down the back.
b. Ask the navigator to stick his head round the flight deck door and ask them to keep it down a bit.
c. Throw your headset onto the centre console, undo the straps and explode out of the seat like a breaching whale and yell at the top of your voice "Will you two keep it down to a dull f***ing roar back there!" - or words to that effect. Then strap back in whilst the co-pilot, navigator and flight engineer hold their imaginary handbags up to their chins and collectively go "Ooooh."
Mr Potter?