Ratsarrse, you're not my ex-PPL instructor in disguise, are you?
He used to have a regular student who went by the name of Mr Ratarst. This student would only ever book the 8am slot on Saturday or Sunday mornings, and would always cancel it last thing the night before. Everyone in the club knew about Mr Ratarst, except for the CFI - although I have to admit I find it hard to believe that he didn't have any idea what was going on
(True story, btw!)
FFF
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