Mike 16,
Verily I say unto thee young man, you will require the saving hands of this same flight deck sometime soon this summer, when you start to know what Easyjet is truly about and the orange starts peeling off your face.
I envy you. You have not yet been well used liked some of us.
You are obviously very fresh and full of fool's hopes about things like staff travel improving. Where do you get your information that something is being done about it?
Well, you can always dream
I say unto thee,
Ye shall cry from the crushing weight of this job before this summer ends.
Heard of all the ambitious plans for this summer? (A lot of new routes

)
Well, the good news is that it is your now fit body that will be flogged like an ass to attempt to achieve this dream and you will get no thanks for it but will of course be well rewarded financially. You will stop enjoying your foursome in the back in no time at all
Welcome on board.