BS and TR
you pair of fast living crazy guys! I'm not surprised you hate it up here in the frozen north. The locals have somehow managed to spot the tossers a mile off; something to do with you types standing in the corner of the bars shouting hoorah at each other then all dancing together and being generally rude to everyone you meet.....bit like most young lads when they first start drinking really.
Moray is a fantastic place to live and if the likes of you want to stay down south please do so; it only raises the quality of life up here for the rest of us.
Spot on Mad Mark by the way!