Well, meatball, they were surely the best words of advice I have ever seen in any post on here. NOT!
Please don't even consider working for the samaritans.
Just because you may be weak willed and class yourself in the same way as an alcoholic does, don't preach doom and gloom because you failed. Why not offer some positive words of encouragement instead.
(I wonder do you actually work for a tobacco company?)
AR stick with it and be positive!
Be wary of the patches and drugs, when you use these you are still introducing nicotine into your body and you will have to come off these at some stage.
The majority of people I know who have tried patches started smoking again shortly after the course ended. Many have tried the way I describe and have managed to rid themselves from the habit completely, the same as I have done.
Regardless of what meatball rants on about, you will kick the habit, the cravings will go and you will be an ex smoker in no time at all.
It's all about wilpower and a positive mental attitude.
I wish you well, now go look at that motorcycle brochure....