Philo
I feel I must correct you, it is in fact the armpit of the Universe, one is at least an hours drive away from anything interesting (except RIAT)
However the In(Out)laws live in Abingdon and they are getting a bit doddery, I did suggest selling them for medical experiments and moving to somewhere warm and sunny, however that has been overruled. We will be moving to wherever the boss says we are moving to I guess.
I'm easy as long as its not in the bottom of a Valley and I can get Broadband