Why don't you fix it? Don't tell me you fly around with it like this! Probably operate with a transfer pump U/S as well do you?
You say an experienced IFR pilot would have too much trouble - what about an inexperienced one?
Talk about links in a chain.
Can see the ad now:
Wanted Police Helicopter Pilot
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Must be experienced in inadvertent and constant autopilot failures.
Those not meeting the above requirement need not apply.