There are also things that are definite disaster topics if stuck for conversation with a management retard.......
The number 49 (bad luck number for CX)
The word 'integrity' (most will not have a clue what you're on about)
Peanuts (even the cartoon strip has to be cut out of DT's paper before he reads it)
..........and for Gods sake have an answer ready for the question 'does your husband like being shafted?'