The best use for an R22 is clearly on display at Blackbushe airport in Hampshire - it's a gate guard!
Before anyone asks. Yes, I have flown in a couple of these machines, yes I know it is probably soley responsible for the civil market being as busy & buoyant as it has been over the last 23 years in the UK (albeit with a few peaks & troughs!), but you won't catch me in another one - ever!