A cunning plan to save the armed forces - we all enrole on a minorities conversion course!
We can have sqns of illegal immigrants, regiments of homosexuals and ships full of 16-year old single parents. All of which will naturally have to come from disadvantaged backgrounds.
Sorry if this sounds flippant - no I take that back, I'm not sorry at all. Short of the body bags turning up at Brize, this seems like the only way we'll ever get any money.
Who knows, it might just work. After all, isn't the government supposed to be equal opportunities employer - they'd have to give us some cash!
Last edited by CatpainCaveman; 3rd Mar 2004 at 06:49.