FlyboyBen, as long as you are prepared to get the emergency door open, chuck it out and then help everyone through it before escaping yourself - that is great. I am glad that folks appreciate what is needed and are prepared to step up to the mark. I'll try to thank you on my way past.
By the way, regarding the CC announcements on the P/A, you may well find that these are scripted by the management and they get little choice in the matter. I stand to be corrected on this as regards EZY but there was a thread in here recently about the BA announcements by CC and it was confirmed that they HAD to read them as written on the card.
If you want to hear
really lame jokes, try Kulula in South Africa.
Enjoy your flights.