Originally Posted by
smogluver
No I thought they spent hours discussing what the set of barbecue tongs in the washroom were used for.
I recall many years ago, seeing those tongs, and thinking “What the ever loving f@ck are those for?”
Best I could imagine was to grasp the shaft of the toilet brush, so that one didn’t have to touch the shaft with your bare hands.
Second option was that, where one had given birth to an oversize navigator, that failed to negotiate the u-bend on the first flush, that one could tong-fu said recalcitrant floater into more manageable size pieces.
Either way, there was no way I was ever touching those damn tongs.