One applauds your persistence and parsimony,
rans6andrew! I fear that your laptop's hard drive might have pointed her mammaries skyward, and the ability to access task manager is a function of ROM/non-volatile memory. Can you tell us what make and model your computer is? Hard drives are relatively inexpensive, and non-functional laptops make good wheel chocks for an S-6 Coyote II or as an anchor for your yacht.
- Ed