Beagle
Quote:
"Mid-to-late1990s - Various squabbling Balkan peasants invaded each others' expanses of uninhabitable goat-crap covered rock. We went to war and threw them out."
Despite the incredibly accurate description of the local geography, I'm not sure this is true. The last time I was in the area, most of the said peasants were still there. Of course, a lot of them now work in UK fast-food establishments, but I'm sure they'll be going back home once they've made their fortunes.