Apologies for butting in but just drifted in from the Military Aircrew forum and this thread sort of caught my eye
Some very interesting combinations here

however consider the following toxic monstrosity
50+ hairy ars@ed squaddies, post excercise having spent the previous 36 hours comsuming their body weight in a variety of alcoholic beverages, curries, pies and and pickled eggs
Fat Albert with it's solitary toilet which consists, on the state of the art all singing and dancing glass cockpit J model, of an electric commode behind a shower curtain
Turbulence
Possibly my least favourite day at the office
all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced