"Mr McKenzie, if you can't spell Adelaide correctly, please don't pass out my prescriptions. I'd rather you become an Officer and let someone else sort out your syntax errors"
Sorry dude, I ALWAYS misspell Adel'a'ide like that. I think I try to type faster than I actually should. Believe me, its not dyslexia. (I hope)
Did I mention I was going to join the RAFA and with any luck fly the A/F-18?