Thankyou all - I now feel suitably profesionally enlightened....
I dont really think I will actually do this for him, however if he does talk me into it, I would prob chat to some actual meatbombers first.
I think assasin has said the thing that will prevent me doing it... the thought of having to actually jump out myself has scared me too much!
Cougar - Unfortunately, I am pushing a pen at the moment, so not allowed near a proper aircraft (thankyou to the powers that be for the Gold Card though!). Oh, and we dont drop Harpoon's from the Bomb Bay - they tend to make the fuselage fire indicators come on (because the Harpoon engine fires up before it leaves the pylon - normally). The Bomb Bay gets reserved for Torpedoes, ASRKs, and beer (chilled nicely on arrival).
I am more than happy to leave dealing with grunters to you guys!