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...it was obviously a serious incident., said Federal Opposition frontbencher Wayne Swan (
alias Wayne Ker) sitting in the passenger cabin, staring at the forward bulkhead.
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It was the latest-aborted flight I have ever been in," Mr Swan said. "
I've been in a couple, and it was pretty late. I wasn't personally terrified"
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*but I felt that I REALLY HAD TO contact the media, (because I'm such a no-one the rest of the time, and this was my big chance to get some free air time*)!!"
*My interpretation as to why Wayne would voluntarily make a d!ckhead of himself.