Nice Work Sir Pete
A friend put this hypothesis to me....ahem.....:
You lie paralytic at the top of the stairs in the Mess after a particularly nasty Happy Hour. A WRAF is on top of you trying to wake you up while snogging you. Quickly, it becomes apparent that you have massively followed through in your drunken slumber (again!).
Do you:
a) Stick your hand into your flying suit in front of her, to confirm your worst fears, bringing it back out like a toffee apple .
b) Spend half the night showering, laundering and cleaning the carpet.
c) Wake up the next morning and deny everything Baldrick.
d) All of the above.