Ascoteer Route Queen or Airborne Cavalry
Let's make this simpler then. Less answers.
Are you an Ascoteer Route Queen, or are you Gungho SF Airborne Cavalry?
On arrival at Baghdad International do you...
a) Exit the aircraft from the crew door in a flying suit with a high viz waistcoat, clutching 2 copies of the manifest, seeking a meeting with the customs man, the handling agent and flight catering.
b) Drive off the ramp in a cloud of dust in an armoured land rover, one up the spout and a bulge in your trousers.