Don't get me wrong, I love the fact that there are still old school Aussies like this but lets not kid ourselves. If Bazza wasn't there, and it was Granny Betty and Silvia on a bingo trip this could have ended very differently. Not to be overly dramatic, but once again we are saved by good luck and not good practice.
But sure I'll keep talking my belt and pen off at security. That'll fix it.