Now if Bazza was running Australia,
- he would have jumped in his tinny and armed with a carton of XXXX gone out into the Tasman Sea and told the Chinese Navy to go home,
- towed TC Alfred back out to sea so that AFL games could have gone ahead as planned,
- taken Donald and the Ukraine president down to the local RSL for a mixed grill, and then work a peace deal with Russia.
I suppose the 17 year old will have mental health issues?