Our aircraft, who art on stand,
early be thy name.
Thy ramp team come,
thy LMC's will be none,
as smooth as it is in Ground Handling Manual.
Give us this day our daily gate staff.
Forgive us our evil slots,
as we forgive those who fail to board.
And lead our jetbridge not into a wing,
but deliver us from GSR's.
Amen and on-time departures to you all.