I'm a great lover of the bacon and egg buttie, but not, I'm afraid, the variety made in cafes - the bacon and eggs need to be of the highest quality, you see.........
However, I have shared a few with Hairyplane at Old Warden in the past year or so, and they've not been too bad. From his post, they must be at least three on Hairy's scale, but they're pretty high on mine - freshly made to order, they are, complete with melted butter dribbling out the side...................I can taste 'em now.......Homer Simpson drooooooooooooool.............