JOKE
The situation is getting worse.
I am seeing car sized objects on the street passing within 150 feet of my house at night! They move at various speeds and directions, sometimes in groups.
They have lights on them. Bright white ones on the front and ominous red ones at rear, sometimes some of these lights flash when these objects go around corners! What can this mean?
I have no idea who is in control of them.
What are their intentions, where are they coming from? Are they gathering intelligence and if so for who?
I feel I have the right to know everything about any object approaching my domicile!
I am running out of the vital tinfoil needed to make hats.
I demand an investigation and explanation!
JOKE OVER.