OK...sack the landlord then. I's an art looking after your Robbies. Haven't they invented new names for it......Hatters Mild and Frederick Robinson Bitter? What happenned to the white unicorn on a blue round background?
Solution........Watch the aircraft there and drink your Robbies at the Caledonian or the Oddfellows in Ashton-u-Lyne.
There's no other solution!