Humor
Unknown Aircraft:
"I'm f...ing bored!".
Air Traffic Control:
"Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself
immediately!!"
Unknown Aircraft:
"I said I was f...ing bored, not f...ing stupid!"
O'Hare Approach Control: "United 329 Heavy, your
traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, 3 miles, eastbound."
United 329: "Approach, I've always wanted to say
this... I've got that Fokker in sight."