Originally Posted by
S.o.S.
ATTENTION ALL:
Justapax1 has been voted Top Occupant of the Cabin. His dutiful 'Kow-Tow' is much appreciated. Others should take note.

Thanks. As I'm Top Occupant of the Cabin, I'll have my Champagne now, and I'll tell you when I am ready for the caviar and lobster.

. I'd like to know the results of the vote. As in some of the 'Stans, I assume the vote was over 99%? With only one voter counting? Hmm?
There's a reason for chauffeur service for first class pax after the flight. As they never let your glass get empty, you lose track of how much you've had to drink - and you're in no fit state to drive as the flight attendants pour you off the plane and smile and wish you a pleasant onward journey.